The Characters
Last Updated: 11/22/2009
I have come to the conclusion that all the people I write about can be confusing. They confuse myself sometimes, so I've written up this informative list. It's in alphabetical order, which I decided would make more sense than "attractiveness" or "length of hair."
Addison - Best friend of Pike. He and I still friends, according to Addison, unless Pike and I force him to take sides. I, personally, would never do that.
Anna - My ex-boss. Sometimes she's great. Most of the time I felt like I needed to get away quickly.
Carolyn - My housemate, who used to annoy me sometimes by not being as laid-back as Lacey, Aimee, and myself, but I like her now. The house needs a bit of structure.
Cloudy - Me. Professional woman in her mid-twenties. A bit odd.
Corey - The owner of my company. Not to be confused with "The Company" that my company does tech support for.
Dan - A client of mine that I like to flirt with. I don't see him anymore after my promotion, which is sad.
Everett - A friend of mine that I was into before meeting Pike. Would probably agree to marry him if he asked. He lives on the opposite side of the country.
HR Lady - A coworker that I generally get along with.
Jack - Friend of Lacey's that I tried to flirt with and ended up without my favorite pair of earrings. He is in love with Sylvia. It is definitely un-reciprocated.
Jamal - My new supervisor, who is this awesome hilarious older dude.
Joan the Cougar - Pike's most recent ex. She is ten years his senior.
Karen - One of my best friends from high school. We don't really talk anymore.
Keith - The coworker formally known as Cougar-Meat. Completely hilarious young man who tends to date women about twenty years his senior, but currently has a girlfriend his age.
Kelly - Pike's current girlfriend. Lives in the same city that Joan the Cougar lives in, but Kelly is actually closer to Pike's age. I met her before they started dating, and I actually liked her.
Lacey - My roommate and probably my best friend if I had to pick one.
Luca - Friend of Pike's and mine who lives somewhere other than The City. Cute in the "sexy" kind of way. Beautiful hair. We basically stopped talking since Pike and I broke up.
Mark - Corey's brother who was a big shot at some huge company and now works for our tiny organization.
Molly - My coworker and best work-friend, although we no longer share and office, which is sad. Anna loves her. Her fiance used to be roommates with Dan.
Oscar The Loud Breather - Guy I was sleeping with a while back.
Parker - Coworker that very much unfortunately has a girlfriend.
Pike - Ex. We are still friends. He is a serial monogamist.
The Quebecois - Amazing, sexy man who is crazy about me, however he lives in Canada so we are reduced to video chat and much sexual frustration.
Redhead Boy - Boy I went on a few dates with. The romance kind of petered out before anything could actually happen.
The SR - Awesome client that I used to flirt with until I found out from Molly that he's actually gay. He's still awesome, but I don't see him anymore after my promotion.
Syliva - Lacey's friend, one of those people that everyone bends over backwards to please.
Travis - Used to be a client of mine, cute in the "I want half of your genetic markup in the DNA of my children" kind of way. Overly friendly. In a relationship. Lives in another country far far away.
Web Girl - Coworker who does most of the web work. She currently shares and office with me and she talks nonstop.
Web Guy - He's my coworker that is supposedly in charge of the "web team" but doesn't do much for it. He's cool though.
I might be missing some people. If I don't write about them in here, it's probably because they made such a non-impact in my life I hardly found it worthwhile.
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